30 Funny Quotes Which Comes Handy In Everyday Life

When was the last time you felt that you have taken some time out for yourself and indulged in a self-treat? Or perhaps, from your busy work schedule, do you sometimes feel- only if had all the time in the world, you could get going on a solo trip. And what about the time when you missed your metro or subway for work and you ran late to office?


We all go through such hurdles in life. In such a cosmopolitan world that we now live in, to come across a few obstacles is completely all right. However, there are times when we may feel like there is no solution to all the sorrows in life. Well, if that has ever come across your mind, don’t feel sad. You’ll be glad to know that each one of us need to take care to remain positive in spirit in spite of everything. Sometimes such incidents may turn out to be humorous accounts of our life. Below are a few things you may keep handy to have a seamless life ahead.

Funny Quotes Which Comes Handy In Everyday Life

You are the Boss

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No matter who is on a higher rank than you are in your corporate life, you are the ruler of yourself. It is on you how to handle the situations that you face although sometimes we may adhere to take suggestions from our partners or guardians. So be your own boss and make firm decisions in life!

If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
Bridger Winegar

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have 
a huge clock right in the middle 
of the town.
Jimmy Kimmel

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you. – http://coolfunnyquotes.com

Cut the Ego

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There can be times when you may have indulged into an argument with someone or turns out you are unable to live up to the expectations of others. In such cases, you must keep yourself calm and try to handle situations like a pro. Sometimes you may feel you don’t deserve to do as instructed. Well, there is no harm unless you harm someone! So go out there and try to cut down your ego and stay happy.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. – Charles Schulz

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. – Unknown

“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?” -Barry Cryer

Slay your Bad Decisions

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Yes! You read it right. Life can’t be peanut butter right? So if you have made a bad decision and you find yourself to be in such a state, don’t worry. Sometimes that bad decision in life teaches us the most invaluable lessons of life.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

Pleasing Everyone is Impossible

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You don’t have to be like anyone. Even Winnie (the Pooh) would be out on a crop top and still dance in the sun. So no matter what or how people judge you, just be the best version of yourself and try to be original. Your aesthetics matter.

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” -Albert Einstein

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

You are Not in A Race

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So don’t be in a rush. There is time for everything. Not that you must hold back, but try not to race to reach the pinnacle of success. Dedication and patience will surely bring success knocking at your door.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Christina Grimmie

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess

You are Brave

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You are the only one who can keep yourself strong during hard times. Yes, we all may or may not have our loved ones with us all the time. So stand tall and try to eliminate negativity from your life.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Luis Bunuel

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

Be Crazy

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Why not? You cannot have a life of a hostelier always, can you? Sometimes, try to break your routine and skip a day to retreat. You need some fun in your life to make it adventurous.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. Stephen Hawking

Open your Mind

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Your mind is like a treasure casket. It is on you how much you are willing to open it and utilize your intellect to solve hard circumstances. Try to be open to new opportunities and put in optimal effort.

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”- Ethel Barrymore

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. – Unknown

You can’t be Willie Wonka

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Don’t expect life to be an all sugar and candy. Try out bitter and sour tastes of life to become a wholesome individual. Also, it is completely all right to eat chocolates during sad times. It helps!

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” -Victor Borge

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often” -Oliver Herford

It’s Okay to be weird

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Yeah absolutely! To be normal is outdated and boring. So if you come across awkward situations because of your weirdness, embrace it. You’ll love to tell these stories to your grandchildren one day!

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr

Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

Always remember to thrive towards excellence and make sure to live a healthy lifestyle. All you need is some good food and a positive mental health. So stay the way you are and contribute to wellness.


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